After another annoying trip to the bathroom to deal with Endometrin ickies, I had the following conversation with K.
Me: Interesting IVF fun fact #83. The size and shape of the endometrin splooge that lands in your underwear will never match the size and shape of the pad you have put in your underwear to catch said splooge.
K: Thank you for that. I'm ignoring you now.
And he actually followed that with something I haven't seen since high school -