Dear "serious" news outlets,
I don't give a hoot about Beyonce or the VMA's or any of that crap. Yes, it's lovely that a happily married woman is going to increase the size of her family. But when I'm watching coverage of hurricane Irene's carnage, do you have to show me the beaming, gorgeous woman rubbing her baby bump? Seriously, she is doing it so all the photographers can get a good shot and it's a bit cheesy.
When I finally have a bump, would you be so kind as to send camera crews and thousands of audience members to my house to applaud and tell me how wonderful it is? Because if it actually happens here, it's an accomplishment worthy of some frikkin applause.
Your favorite FUBAR'ed infertile