Naked Baby: It's time for a bath! Can we have a bath now please please please?!?!?! We're gonna pitch a royal fit when you go into the bathroom to run that bath without us you know.
Gwish: It's fucking hot in here. Get out that spray bottle, let's sit in front of the AC and make it rain Mom.
Ah Dun: I realize I look like Einstein but stop trying to brush my hair! No! No clips or bobby pins! I don't want to be able to see!!! Now look at what you've done. I'm on the floor screaming!
Shoes: It's time to go outside, I love going outside! Until I'm outside, then it sucks.
Boom Boom: I want to sit in your leg while you sing the bump bump song and bounce me wildly. Halfway through a bump, I'm going to decide I'm done and slide off your leg.
Tie-ee Uh Tie: It's tidy up time! Here's the game plan. Middie Biddie, you gather every small thing within walking distance and put it in this container. Teeny Tiny, when she gets the last one in, you dump it all out. And go!
Uppy: Dog (puppy). Not funny, but it's really cute when she says it.
Buhsh!: I want my toothbrush! It's my favorite toy EVER!!!!! (Seriously, what's up with this? All day, she wants a toothbrush and actually uses it for her teeth. The appearance of a toothbrush will stop almost any tantrum. We have a dozen of them floating around the house in various states of cleanliness at this point)
Book: Here Mom, you need a solid thing of cardboard to hit you in the face. Oh don't bother reading it, I'm off to get another one!
Middie Biddie - Ahhhhhhhhhh (deep breath) AHHHHHHHHH: Teeny Tiny stole my fill in the blank. AGAIN!
Teeny Tiny - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh: I am displeased by one of the oxygen molecules I just inhaled. It must be remedied immediately and I will be screaming until said oxygen molecule is no longer residing within my body.
Oh my goodness. So this is what I have to look forward to? LOL
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